Saturday 27 June 2009

Butter Pies

I was just undertaking the "walk of shame" from The Cables and stopped into Potts for one of their famous pies.

"Could I please have a butter pie?"

I always feel a bit silly about where I put the "please" in a shop based request.

In this instance that wasn't the problem.

"A bu'er pie?"

"Yes, please."

She went and got it for me, I paid, etc.

As I was leaving...

"two bu'er pies please."

That was me told.

5 comments:

Joe Crabtree said...

what the f*ck are you on about?

Unknown said...

please, thank you, pronounce your t's, and don't swear in front of the children.

kim mcgowan said...

I'll arr ess ess yours if you'll arr ess ess mine.

DJW said...

Joe, I think it's time you ate a butter pie.

Wes, fuck you and your articulate children.

Kim, months ahead'a'ya. Where's the latest installment?

kim mcgowan said...

two bad marks and I've forgotten how to; it's like I've been rumbled